Fat Loss for Idiots
America, the land of the free and the home of the fat. Substitute brave for fat because Americans are really only free to do one thing. They are free to eat and eat often.
Americans are not brave enough to stop eating, or eat healthy so what they do is turn into the lovely specimen on the left from childhood to adulthood.
Not that the problem is that food is everywhere in America, it is everywhere in most places of the world. Food in America is always oversized as well as filled with excess fat and calories.
This is still no excuse for the amount of fat slobs in America. Fat, disgusting obese people can’t blame the oversized food choices for being such unsightly slobs.
A scientific study has probably been done to look at this problem.
The problem is not overeating, the problem is being lazy. Lazy people are unproductive and a waste to have in society. It is like asking what came first, the chicken or the egg?
Being fat = being lazy
Becoming fat makes people lazy, but being lazy will make people fat. The problem is people who are fat don’t care that they are fat and not only disgust fellow Americans but consume resources at an alarming rate.
The Most Valuable Resource Fat People take up is Space
The world’s population is increasing rapidly. Years ago people were almost half the size as the current average person. Space is at a premium. Overcrowded places with fat people are not only disgusting and annoying, but dangerous.
Space is not the only reason to hate fat people in America. Fat people have no ambition or discipline and care about nothing other than being proud of carrying their extra pounds of cellulite and cottage cheese around their midsections, hips and thighs.
Fat people produce the least out of any other groups of people in America. Consume, consume, consume is what fat Americans do.
The biggest reason to hate the fat American is their offspring. They pass on their deadly obesity trait to children and even pets. The worst thing about it is They Don’t Care.
Walk anywhere in America and you will notice. When you are walking through a crowd and can’t move. It’s not because there’s too many people, just too many fat people.
So the next time you wait at the coffee shop to get a cup of coffee and you can’t put any sugar in your coffee because there is a 350 pounds heifer taking up all the space in your way you will know fat people are one of 58 reasons to hate America.
Fat Loss for Idiots
- Filthy Obese Beast takes after the Owner
35 responses so far ↓
virgomonkey // August 9, 2008 at 2:51 pm |
You must hate Australia too because they’re the fattest nation on the earth now with Mexico, Greece, and England trolling behind by not too much.
Americans are lazy? LOL Read this.
So, should America look up to those countries to love to hate or those that like to create peace? Just curious.
All of your 58 reasons have been debunked in my blog. For someone who chooses to believe in cliches rather than thinking for oneself (lemmings), I’d say this blog says more about you than it does America and it’s people.
How very sad. Hopefully you’ll grow a real penis one day instead of having to try so hard to compensate for what’s not there.
Beth // August 17, 2008 at 5:28 am |
The fact that you have so much hatred for fat people says a lot about your personality/values/comfort in your own body. I love how you denounce every fat person as being the same without hesitation. If this blog entry were an analogy on the SAT it would be “Baseball is to round as fat people are to every stereotype and cliche ever put forth”.
Here’s a clue: not all fat people sit around and eat all day while playing video games and/or watching tv. Many fat people do work out and eat recommended portions, and in many cases less than thinner people around them. Not all fat people are unhealthy (and in fact, it was just determined that 1/3 of overweight people are more healthy than 1/4 of non-overweight people). I’m sure it would shock you to learn that by today’s standards, many healthy, “normal” people are considered to be fat.
There are so many factors to a person’s size–their genetics, their build, the way they carry weight, their metabolism, and all of these things are things that they cannot control. People like you are the reason so many young girls have body issues, why so many people starve themselves to sickness and even unto death because God forbid someone look at them and say they are fat, that they are taking up too much space and wasting precious resources.
You might have guessed it, I’m fat. I always have been, I probably always will be. But there’s more that you don’t know about me. That I walk over a mile every day. That I eat salads and fruit and vegetables on a regular basis. That I park far away or take the long way around or take the stairs just so I get more exercise. That I had my blood pressure and my blood sugar and my cholesterol checked out and my doctor said that they are all perfect, and are better than other people of my own age that I know.
And all of that aside, here’s something else you might not have realized: being thin does not equal being better. Get over yourself.
Not Fat // August 26, 2008 at 7:18 pm |
Lol, these fat women are complaining about a funny knock at fat lards, i wonder why only fat people complain about fat hate? They must hate their own fat asses.
fat hater // August 30, 2008 at 5:11 am |
forgot to mention that fat people have disgusting body odor
Fay // August 31, 2008 at 3:28 am |
wow…i read the first few lines and then just skipped the rest of whatever you were nattering on about. I agree with most of the people who reviewed, but i think i’ll sum it up so that even your tiny little narrow minded brain can handle it: Your a fuckin’ idiot. And just because you have a fear of food or have the money to afford helthy food, doesnt make you a bloody God. Your body might not be fat, but i think you’ve got a pretty big head…
loiite // September 6, 2008 at 3:35 pm |
me my self i love to live in it but you lot are so fat becous you eat to much but it dont matter if pepol look at u look at them bake
Loves Europe // September 8, 2008 at 10:10 am |
@VirgoMonkey, you actually believe that because Americans have less vacation days, they’re not lazy? Get your head out of your ass. In Europe we have 25 vacation days minimum, work 36 hours a week, have unlimited sick days (frankly to put a number of days of being sick, is sick in itself), amazing and affordable health care. You would think we would be fat and lazy. Yet our productivity has been proven to be far more superior then the States. We’re skinnier, healthier, and o, yes, that pesky Euro, cost you $1.60. USA, you’re the best, at FAILING. I feel so sorry for you, how you allow your government to take your country down the drain. Why don’t the American people stand up for themselves? Look at the housing market. The government works for you, not the other way around. Get out of your slump America, you can do it.
Joe Noory // September 13, 2008 at 2:02 am |
“Loves Europe” –
I get a month a year of paid vacation. True, that isn’t much by the mandated sort of standards of heavy-handed Euro-governance, but on the other hand, I can take all the holiday I like… It doesn’t mean I get paid for it.
But nonetheless, as you are given to the silly habit of just throwingin any random subject that props up your prejudice over your argument – lets run with it…
If you get 8 weeks of leave, all you’re getting is 44 weeks of earnings spread out over 52. The employee in the US isn’t being peddled that delusion, and more to the point, isn’t as likely to think that paid time off is some sort of rain of coinage falling from the sky, or something someone rubbing their chin decided to give in their superhuman benificence.
In truth, how much of that fear/hatred/lack of understanding of what authority IS, is it that governs the idea that you “got something out of the man”? All you really got it out of was your own pocket, and the bottom line of a inflexible and unimaginative dirigistic economy which is a lot less dynamic than the population it draws from.
And along with your “I hate everything so I’ll throw in the kitchensink” tack, the Euro is still overvalued at $1,40 NOT $1,60… and that the EU is largely an EXPORT ECONOMY. Having a currency that’s valued 35% above its’ natural mean is extremely bad for people in the Eurozone.
Concider this – the US is in a recession, and has a 6% unemployment rate, which is lower than the Eurozone average in it’s boom. Just how is it that such a thing serves the European public well? All it does is condemn more people to the malaise of having little or no choices in life.
virgomonkey // September 14, 2008 at 2:28 am |
To the Eurotrash jingoist knee-jerk reactionary, you live in a Nanny Welfare state. That article I posted is a general comparison, and it is true. We work much longer hours, have much less vacation time, and are much less lazy than you trashy whores are.
Before you throw any stones, fix up the hellhole that you live in first, and then you can talk. For 300 years you marched around giving orders. So, take that wild ego of yours and shove it up your dried up hole.
Nemo // September 14, 2008 at 7:41 pm |
OK, I feel this debate has trailed a bit off topic, but I digress. I post this mainly to ask; this website, it’s not serious, is it? It might be a really really stupid question, but I figured I had to make sure.
I don’t think that anyone over the tender age of 13 can be capable of actually meaning the biased, unnyanced and generally immature things on this site, so I assume it’s just some sort of joke?
(oh, and btw, there is a difference between the European Union and Europe. Not all European countries use the Euro. Not that it matters, I just thought I’d mention it)
Student // September 24, 2008 at 3:42 am |
I am brown-skinned, do not judge me. I work hard but am cheated by the “democratic system” that is America, do not judge me. I am miserable, do not judge me.
Can one really hate others for the amount of atmosphere they displace? There are thousands of babies being born into an overpopulated world as you read this comment, so go sow your words and kill them all. Murder, rape, pillage, burn because you’ll be making a hell of a lot more progress than fat people then. There is less air, less water, less food [for fat people, of course], less homes, less love [because of you].
You make me sick, you filthy KKK. Only the sons of Nazis can love you.
Natalie // September 26, 2008 at 4:56 pm |
LMFFFFAO
jeez dude I couldnt agree with you more. People have a choice to make, do they want to be “Normal” and overweight like the rest of the world, Or do they want to be unique and be that person every overweight person wants to be? It’s all up to them. Though what do they choose? *points to above picture and laughs* they choose that. It is disgusting and unhealthy. I totally and entirely agree with everything you said and ignore all the fat asses sitting here complaining they need to get up and go for a walk.
Sue // September 27, 2008 at 9:12 pm |
This made me laugh… mostly because I feel the same way.. I just don’t have enough balls to post a whole essay about it on the internet. But, I find fat people disgusting and repulsive… So, kudos to ya for speaking your mind and how you feel!
Sue // September 27, 2008 at 9:14 pm |
Besides.. genetics isn’t really much of an excuse.. we have gyms and tracks and stuff for a reason… to help reduce the rising obesiety rate.
Butch // September 30, 2008 at 3:51 pm |
Why do fat people smell so bad? And why are they loud? Answer those questions and I’ll be impressed.
virgomonkey // October 1, 2008 at 4:30 am |
Natalie, you are right. People do choose to be fat. And don’t people make choices that make them happy? Fat people are happy.
The reason people hate them so much is because they are happy. And they don’t shower just to piss off the rest of the world.
Bobby Thompson // October 2, 2008 at 8:40 am |
What is healthy eating in your world? (Crisps, chocolate bars or fruit and veg)
john whiteboy // October 8, 2008 at 5:32 am |
to virgomonkey:
you are a giant douchebag. this man, just may be the divine entity, which your christian parents have been searching for all this time. go eat a dick, perhaps you’ll feel a bit less bitter and contrived to even post here. if i met you on the street and you said some shit like that to me, i’d pound your fat face in right out in the open. and guess what? yup. wouldn’t give a shit.
for the record, they don’t shower because they can’t hit those important places like the under-muffin top creases without external help.
geoff // October 14, 2008 at 2:12 pm |
“There are more Fat people in America..than there are people”
- Tom Baker
See…one problem imo is linked to stupidity. yanks are given the stereotypye of being a dumbed down, gullible society who are obedient to their owners (Business/political), question nothing…and get routinely shafted with low paid jobs, poor healthcare and education. Basically you are good obedient subordinates..land of free???..PMSL..sure. Consumption is encouraged to this “simple society”..mounting debt, buying things and EATING…constantly.
Now…the top 10 nations wealth per capita..9 are European and the other is Japan. US is ranked around 14th…so you are spending money you dont have…and alot of that goes on food. The wealthier nations per capita are in superior physical shape to yanks…and alot of that down to intelligence, self control and basic common sense.
Even look at the games the US invented..nfl Gridiron and Baseball, littered with fat people. Independent test 2003 revealed in nfl Gridiron 56% are clinically obese…97% overweight. Gridiron is an activity for fat people who cant play sport. One reason why its been routinely shunned outside US as fat people are alienated as outcasts..whereas in the US they are the norm so its accepted.
I cant ever see the fattie epidemic changing in US..bigtime pigtime folks.
Loves Europe // October 16, 2008 at 1:42 pm |
@Nemo, I think this site is meant to be a joke too. But the comments are beyond hilarious.
Just look at some of the ‘intelligent’ reactions, apparently name calling and judging a beautiful, clean, rich, continent they’ve never been in, using old (really old, Financial Times had the Euro valued at 1.60 the day I posted) and invalid information, is supposed to be a valid argument. Last week 56.000 US citizen found themselves fired. This week Tesla Motors is closing plants and laying off employees, but according to some, it’s A okay with the US employment numbers. Sad, indeed.
Social Network for Haters // October 23, 2008 at 8:28 pm |
Seriously, Does any individual’s opinion really matter? What if it is confirmed by dozens, hundreds or even thousands of others?
Whether fat is bad or not could be determined only how each and every individual feels.
craig hooper // October 30, 2008 at 5:50 pm |
fat people freakin disgust me there so nasty and they dont even care that there fat
Gluttony Hater // January 16, 2009 at 1:50 pm |
I cant stand fat pigs that stuff food in their mouths all day. It is repulsive and disgusting. Obese smelly lazy gluttons make me sick. They are selfish and vulgar and extremely offensive. Gluttony is the most hated of sins. Put a hamburger on a string and taunt the fat pigs to reach it, then pull the string and watch the blubbery slobs fall…Pathetic sloths.
reasonstohateamerica // January 27, 2009 at 5:53 pm |
I hear you gluttony hater, but you’re probably a skinny homosexual and I hate you more than fat pigs
platinum bong // January 27, 2009 at 10:03 pm |
i don’t find fatties as offensive, as i find them funny. all it takes is a big fat ass to walk in the room and i’m happy. i can snicker to myself at how fat they are and try to think of funny fat jokes to tell my friends later. which i will of course do, out of courtesy, because who doesn’t love a good story about some fat douche.
Bill // February 14, 2009 at 7:38 pm |
To Beth: LOL– “I walk over a mile a day”. That you seriously consider that exercise is the exact reason for your obesity.
Marty // February 14, 2009 at 7:39 pm |
To Beth: LOL– “I walk over a mile a day”. That you seriously consider that exercise is the exact reason for your obesity.
franky electro // February 16, 2009 at 8:00 pm |
i love eroupe and i also don’t really like morbdily obese but if your unkind enough to bring up a subject like this and stereotype all americans as fat, lazy and over-indulgent, why should i treat you like your a humain person. you my dear need to get off your “i’m mighter than thou” high horse and stop passing unrealistic judgement upon people who obviously are so few and far between.
i know you can’t honestly tell me that you don’t have your share of obese in jolly old eroupe, i’ve had many friend travel to europe and tell me there are as many fat people over there as there are on this side of the pond. It’s just the fact that Americas “flaws” are over publisized and used as propaganda so people hate us even more. were powerful, so why not break us down with nasty remarks , we deserve it right. i mean any nation who has thousands upon thousands of soldiers giving there lives to protect it’s people and keep America as a refuggee for people must be asshole who need to burn for having internationally common minority of some obese people.
Fred // March 24, 2009 at 1:53 pm |
Fat people need to get stuck in the fucking woods for a month.
“I walk over a mile a day.”
Hahaha, yeah thats why you think you cant get thin. First off, RUN. Second off, run at least 3 miles and work up from there. Walking doesnt do a fucking thing to make you thin, youre probably barely burning off breakfast, let alone all those fat reserves you have built up over your sad, fat, life. Get a personal trainer for fuck sakes, a good one will get you to drop 10-15 pounds a month safely and healthily.
whatever // April 13, 2009 at 2:16 am |
Where are you people from?! I think we need to concentrate more on the stupid people who can’t spell, form simple sentences, or articulate an idea. This is more embarrassing to America than fat people.
i am not fat // April 23, 2009 at 5:34 pm |
People if there is one way not to be fat is to be in a sport. (Ever thought of that or not be lazy while you are reading that book or eating that chocolate)! But hey i am always in a sport and never have to worry about being fat so mabe you should just lift weights and run walk or jog more than 1 mile.. Come on you just need to put more effert into it.
Carmen // May 13, 2009 at 11:58 pm |
I’m not fat, but your pretty racist if you think ALL Americans are fat. Anyway you are right about fat people. They disgust me! Well, anyway there are situations where they get in the way. First of all, at my school the middle hallway we are all waddling like penguins, why? All the fat people are shoved between the walls. Sometimes they run into me, and nearly knock me over! In my gym class all I’m thinking is, DEODORANT! They break into a sweat after running for 10 seconds, and it is just nasty! No offense fat people, but lose some weight!
reasonstohateamerica // May 14, 2009 at 7:38 am |
Thank you for sharing Carmen. So being fat is now a race?
whatever // August 30, 2009 at 12:55 am |
It’s EFFORT not effert. Get off the sticking computer and READ something! Seriously, I’d rather spend time with a smart fat person than you morons who are uneducated white trash.
whatever // August 30, 2009 at 12:58 am |
It’s also MAYBE not mabe. You really should be ashamed and completely humiliated. Ignorance comes in many forms, but yours is so obvious.