Recent Estimates Show that 79% of Texas is Homosexual
If you had to Take a Handful of States which Personify America, Texas will Always be Included
Texas, the home of the most evil, stupid, soon to be ex-president George W. Bush is one of the worst places to live in the entire earth.
Once known as the land of steers and queers due to its large Christian in-the-closet homosexual population it has been changing over the years.
While Texas and its host of cities are still known for their high population of steers and queers, Texas is now known as the land of illegal Mexicans and executions.
A heinous state with no redeeming natural qualities is populated with a dysfunctional group of American football loving, chuch-going inbreds. Populated is not the correct word, overpopulated Texas is the home to the defunct American oil industry which along with the Jews is responsible for many of the problems that the idiotic American people cause.
In addition to ruining all the natural beauty of Texas and polluting the waters, Texas is where innocent yet stupid criminals face capital punishment after being a victim of the pathetic American judicial system.
Cities in Texas are mostly overcrowded giant piles of dung such as Houston, Dallas, San Antonio and the extremely flamboyantly homosexual Austin.
The people of Texas talk with a funny inbred accent and wear cowboy hats. With so many negative things about Texas there is a real struggle to find a single nice thing about it?
The only nice thing about Texas is if you do not live there. Even if you do, you and your self-denying homosexual Texan ass knows that Texas is just one of 58 reasons to hate America.
Stars at Night are Big and Bright... Deep in the Anus of Texas
10 responses so far ↓
Sooner Sam // August 24, 2008 at 6:26 pm |
Fu*k Texas. All that sh*t hole is good for IS steers and Queers… Go Sooners!
the terrorist's advocate // September 27, 2008 at 8:21 pm |
Texas proudly raised Ryan Tucker to be the all-American violent sociopath he is today.
deep sigh
What a man.
Κλινοσοφιστής // December 14, 2008 at 5:57 am |
Ὡραία φωτογραφία.
Texas // January 27, 2009 at 10:46 pm |
OH my! That’s ridiculous wow I actually was born and raised in east Texas on an all natural cattle ranch. We were a self-sustaining farm and I don’t have an inbred accent and I’m straight! Can you believe it!
My IQ is 131!
I must be the only intelligent Texan in the entire state, because certainly all of the numerous artists, inventors, and educators in the state were just lucky that their inbred moron brains just happened to work!
PROUD TEXAN!!! // February 9, 2009 at 6:16 am |
You all are ignorant to cuss a whole state and everyone in it, that shows how smart and mature you really are!
TexasHater // May 6, 2009 at 3:01 am |
Cuss? Cuss? Are you serious? I mean your grammar is the WORST, I have seen in a very long time. Texas is the worst state in the union. I believe it should just seccede from the union and join where most of its’ citizens are from. MEXICO! They are to proud of them’selves and need to learn how to drive. Seriously I’ve lived in New York for 34 years and I have never seen ayone cross a 6-lane Highway in ONE FUCKING PASS. I mean seriously and cuss come on even you have to be a fricken genius down there, you can blog, and have a computer, and have electricity, and have fingers than dont have arthritis from INBREEDING. I feel better now. Oh yea I think its funny how you texans think other people in other states know of texas history, Ego check, they DONT! No one gives to fucks about the history of texas, except the alamo. I have a New York education with an IQ of 173.
Rob // April 11, 2009 at 6:45 am |
I don’t really care what your reasons are for hating America. Everyone is entitled to their opinions. I just wish you would use proper grammar when expressing your opinions. Your writing sucks.
reasonstohateamerica // April 11, 2009 at 1:50 pm |
You know what ROB your grammer and writing sucks, but you don’t have a blog so you can just STFU dipshit
julian // April 20, 2009 at 11:25 am |
i like gays:) i think you should remove this from the website.
would be much apprieciatedd.
I // May 27, 2009 at 3:24 am |
Texas is the Home To the one and only NICK JONAS who is my idol. America isn’t that bad. I live in LA and it aint that bad. Whoever fucking wrote this doesn’t know anything at all and is obviously too depressed to focus on the good things in american culture.