All Midgets are Show Offs
Midgets are Ruining America 3 Feet at a Time
Midgets are sometimes known as little people, dwarfs or hobbits. These small people are all over America and their small stature hides the fact that they are a huge problem.
Being a midget in America is considered a disability therefore they get everything in life paid for. Midgets use this “disability” to gain attention.
Midgets use the attention to amuse people and take away from the hard work of others.
Midgets think they can be the center of attention at all times. When they gain the spotlight all others must watch them and get jealous about the easy going, high life which midgets live.
In America midgets are celebrities just because they are different. In the land of equality which is supposed to make every man equal, midgets are placed on a pedestal which hurts the social structure of America.
Only Sharing his Gold w/ Midgets
Human beings are a race that is supposed to be dominated by the testosterone emitting alpha male and in America these little people have even more power than women.
The alpha male who was supposed to help the human race progress have become homosexual cowards who let midgets and women take their power.
Midgets also possess the secret wealth which they keep for themselves and hide from all other Americans. These little people are even more greedy and ruthless than even the whitest honky scumbag republicans who hold political office around the country.
In what is supposed to be an equal society midgets have more rights than taller Americans and are constantly the center of attention.
These midgets are secretly creating an underground elitist society which plans to take over, emerging from underground once America reaches its inevitable demise.
Midgets exist all over the world but only in America are midgets a huge problem. Most Americans don’t know that when they laugh at a midget, the midget is really laughing at you because your the complete idiot and the midgets are one of 58 reasons to hate America.
Midget Stealing Attention from Impressive Fat Slobs
3 responses so far ↓
Midget Hater // September 24, 2008 at 7:47 pm |
I hate those little fuckers, I was pick pocketed by a midget last year, they escaped by crawling under a fence where I couldn’t fit.
This is the truth, fuck midgets!
john whiteboy // October 8, 2008 at 5:49 am |
i sort of have a soft spot in my cold, stone heart for midgets. one time a midget repaired my ac unit. i tell you, i’ve never seen a person of any size fit inside one. i paid him an extra hundred bucks to crawl around and dust the vent shafts.
Social Network for Haters // October 17, 2008 at 8:23 pm |
LMAO, I’d pay a midget extra for crawling around in my house and play with my dog.