salesman are annoying mofos
“Buy my Worthless Shit to Make Me Undeserving Money”
Regardless of the American business you deal with on a regular basis you will have to deal with sales people.
The purpose of sales people is obvious. Large and small companies alike know that the American people on average are about as stupid as retards trying to spell the word retard.
So what they do, is find the most obnoxious, annoying assholes to pitch their products to 1. everybody who does not need them, and 2. people who hate salesman and 3. Everyone who doesn’t need them again, and 4. People who hate salesman again.
The Point is, People who want to Buy a Good or Service Aren’t Influenced by Salesman
The way America works is annoying ex-frat boys who want to make money for being themsleves (arrogant, narrowminded, pushy assholes) get a job trying to get idiots to buy shit they don’t need.
When you go into a store the salesman obviously don’t give a rat’s ass about you. What they do, is sell, sell, sell and when you don’t buy they find someone else and sell sell sell.
What’s Worse than going to a Store and Dealing with Sales People ?
Try living with one, conversing with one or being married to one. It is like coming your hair with a nail covered 2×4. These annoying sons of bitches talk talk talk about what? Sales sales sales.
Just writing about sales people is enough to make a blogger want to jump off of the Empire State Building and the final words are simply Sales People: one of 58 Reasons to Hate America.
2 responses so far ↓
Meg // April 12, 2009 at 6:31 am |
What about those pyramid schemes? ACN, Xango Juice, and NuSkin. They’re cultish in the fact that they try to recruit you-you can be a member too for $500 dollars. And they have conventions with the entire pep rally of balloons, fruit punch, and crying rehearsals on the microphone.
reasonstohateamerica // April 12, 2009 at 12:12 pm |
Screw them and screw you! The opinion of women means nothing to me, wash the dishes ho!