Yourself

low intelligence poor personal hygiene Americans

low intelligence poor personal hygiene Americans

As Much as Everyone Else Hates You, you should Hate Yourself Even More

You are an American scumbag. Everything which is causing the planet Earth’s demise is at your fingertips and you do nothing to stop it.

All you care about is yourself and the satisfaction of your lustful desires from eating greasy food, to abusing painkillers to faking workers comp. to get money for plastic surgery.

Your intelligence is somewhere in between a chimp and a doorknob. Your lack of common sense makes you struggle with simple daily activities such as exercise and personal heigine.

You have bad breath, B.O., crooked teeth, ugly hair, and fat overflowing all around your body. You disgust everyone around you who usually do not speak their mind of how pathetic and disgusting you are but even you should know this by looking in a mirror.

You are irresponsible and other people despise being around you. You are a racist who tries to conceal the fact by being an anti-racist. If you don’t hate yourself you are in denial that you actually have a place on this Earth.

You have a sheltered, closed-minded point of view which stems from your belief in God or Jesus which was passed down from your low inteligence mother or father.

You are the type of idiot who reads blogs on the internet and writes internet troll responses because they make you feel better about being such a loser.  You are too stupid to realize that almost 100% of media is simply trying to make money off of you.

You are a hypocrite who watches violent and/or controversial movies and television shoes and then criticizes a blog on the internet which is simply a source of entertainment.

You make people all over the world sick and you are one of the 301,139,947 people in the United States which makes up one of 58 Reasons to Hate America.

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5 responses to “Yourself

  1. that we are☺

  2. There are many articles online that seem to suggest that the United States is not very popular. In fact, if the online whoopla is to be believer, America is more than disliked; it is hated. So, what to do?

    How about withdrawing from every aspect of global interaction? Find or develop our own energy resources and let the Middle East, Venezuela, and Russia bite the dust? Buy no more products made in China, Indonesia, Pakistan, or Bangladesh? Import no food from Mexico, or Guatemala or El Salvador? Send no tourists to Argentina, Tokyo, or Sidney? Allow no students in from India, Sri Lanka, or Ecuador? Close all computer help lines outside the continental U.S. Send no money or assistance to refugees in Rwanda, or Ghana, or Darfur. Adopt no so-called Third World kids? Close all military bases in Europe and Asia? Let the Taliban, Al Qaeda, and Hamas (maybe even Russia) run the Middle East? Abandon Israel?
    Allow no more Muslims, Mexicans, Mongolians, or anyone else who differs from our Christianity, our clothing styles, our sexual mores into the country? (By the way, the U.S. has more Muslims than many Muslim countries.) Place military all along the Canadian and Mexican borders? Withdraw completely unto ourselves? What might happen?
    Well, you know we won’t do any of that, but think of the devastation it would cause for the world if the United States withdrew even a small percentage of its influence and money and buying power and charity. Let the Chinese and Indians fight it out for dominance (since that’s what both of them want, anyway). Let Iran develop as many nuclear weapons as it can. Allow the Somalian pirates to completely ravage the Indian Ocean shipping channels. Send no corn, no wheat, no foodstuffs of any kind out to the starving millions. (Oh, and as bad as it is, McDonald’s feeds more people than most governments.) Yeah. let’s either kick America out of our lives and off the planet, or make it bow to our wishes. Then things will be OK.
    Are you insane, world?

  3. Edited Version:

    There are many articles online that seem to suggest that the United States is not very popular. In fact, if the online whoopla is to be believed, America is more than disliked; it is hated. So, what to do?

    How about withdrawing from every aspect of global interaction? Find or develop our own energy resources and let the Middle East, Venezuela, and Russia bite the dust? Buy no more products made in China, Indonesia, Pakistan, or Bangladesh? Import no food from Mexico, or Guatemala or El Salvador? Send no tourists to Argentina, Tokyo, or Sidney? Allow no students in from India, Sri Lanka, or Ecuador? Close all computer help lines outside the continental U.S. Send no money or assistance to refugees in Rwanda, or Ghana, or Darfur. Adopt no so-called Third World kids? Close all military bases in Europe and Asia? Let the Taliban, Al Qaeda, and Hamas (maybe even Russia) run the Middle East? Abandon Israel?
    Allow no more Muslims, Mexicans, Mongolians, or anyone else who differs from our Christianity, our clothing styles, our sexual mores into the country? (By the way, the U.S. has more Muslims than many Muslim countries.) Place military all along the Canadian and Mexican borders? Withdraw completely unto ourselves? What might happen?
    Well, you know we won’t do any of that, but think of the devastation it would cause for the world if the United States withdrew even a small percentage of its influence and money and buying power and charity. Let the Chinese and Indians fight it out for dominance (since that’s what both of them want, anyway). Let Iran develop as many nuclear weapons as it can. Allow the Somalian pirates to completely ravage the Indian Ocean shipping channels. Send no corn, no wheat, no foodstuffs of any kind out to the starving millions. (Oh, and as bad as it is, McDonald’s feeds more people than most governments.) Yeah. let’s either kick America out of our lives and off the planet, or make it bow to our wishes. Then things will be OK.
    Are you insane, world?

  4. I hate myself at times because some days I have gas and when I am in public with a nice wo-man or two I start accidentally farting and it gets annoying at times.

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