Apple Macintosh

Taking over the World, 1 Yuppie Scum at a Time

Typical Yuppie Scum Mac Consumers

Typical Yuppie Scum Mac Consumers

America is the birthplace of Apple Macintosh.  This horrible creation was spawned by the master extortion artist himself, Steve Jobs.  Other than the statistically proven 90% of the rest of the world which is ran by the upper .01% of Jewish bankers Apple Macintosh is ran by a criminal with a devious mind.

The company also known as Mac is one of the most harmful entities to enter the retail world since homosexual fashion designers decided to put their name on products and sell them for several thousand times more than what they are actually worth.

Mac Products are Specifically Designed to Divide

The primary purpose of the existence of Mac products is to divide the population to the point where people who have a Mac iPod, iPad, iMac, or iPhone are upper class and the people that don’t are lower class.  The domino effect creates a worldwide class divide between these two groups.   This causes countries outside of America to charge astronomical prices for these pointless products

Perceived Innovation = Pointless Excess

Apple Macintosh products are perceived to be innovative when in fact they are nothing but phallic objects for dysfunctional, mindless corporate drones which populate Americas upper and middle class areas.

These Americans are so inept at leading a successful life, they turn to these phallic objects which serve ABSOLUTELY no real purpose to help them bury thoughts of suicide and homosexual urges.  They go to Starbucks and drink a coffee

Recent Studies have Proven 95% of Mac Users are Homosexual

America has a huge homosexual problem and there is no coincidence that there is a direct correlation with the rise of Apple Macintosh product ownership and a rise of the homosexual problem in America.  This creates a problem for the entire world as people see these Americans

Typical Apple Product Launch in the USA
Typical Apple Product Launch in the US
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11 responses to “Apple Macintosh

  1. reasonstohateamerica

    Yeah, I know the post doesn’t make sense… I just smoked crack and took 3 vicodin before I wrote it

    Apple is still for ragin’ faggots and yuppie scumbag pieces of human excrement.

  2. GTFO!

  3. reasonstohateamerica

    i can post as whatever name i want to!

  4. Macintosh is another way for the US government to charge us more money and take more taxes from our paychecks.

  5. What a sad backward bunch of bigots you are. This creators of this blog need therapy.

  6. reasontohateamerica.

    I do not make sense. I am completely sorry America. Mac’s are not made to divide people. They are made for one main reason. TO MAKE MONEY. It’s a business. I respect that and by doing so I should delete my own website. This one. It’s filled with nonsense cause i am a non american idiot.

  7. welp too be quite honest I am neutral on this because the music industry has adopted apple mac in recording studios and for movie industry I think the promotional tactics that apple mac use and the people who sell the product are a bunch of fags.

  8. Rofl, this guy is dying for attention. He’s getting everything out of his ass.

    Sorry nobody likes you enough to go watch football alone.

    Probably got raped….

  9. no mac here but your still a fucking idiot

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