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Myspace & Facebook

Saigon Street Whore Hard at Work

Saigon Street Whore Hard at Work

Which American Creation Spawned this Skank ?

If you’re not a moron like most of you idiots reading this post, you will know that it was myspace which spawned the reality show superstar.

Tila Tequila who thanks to myspace is out in LA or something rather than working some corner or being a bar girl in Saigon.

Myspace has created the fake friend revolution which has dominated the internet as of late is one of many reasons to hate America.

Before Myspace other websites such as classmates tried to innocently spam you into getting to know or spy on the losers you hated in high school.

Where classmates failed, myspace tricked you into thinking you were creating a webpage for yourself when you were really creating a webpage for the idiots you hated in high school.

What happened is people became addicted to their online representation to where their real life is secondary to their “pimped out profile.”

Any sensible person would think that only young kids would fall to this debauchery but it took the world by storm.  It all started with myspace which allowed for people to have the freedom to make themselves look cool when in fact they were total losers.

After internet scumbags desecrated myspace with Adult Friend Finder type spam, people jumped to the more secure Facebook which is like a douchebag breeding ground.  Facebook allows users to create their own world free from the outside world which is obviously cruel to them.  It allows users to block and sensor everything like their own personal fascist dictatorship.

Whether myspace,  facebook and all the other copycat sites are here to stay is one thing, but there is one thing for certain, myspace and facebook are one of 58 reasons to hate America.

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Sales People

salesman are annoying mofos

salesman are annoying mofos

“Buy my Worthless Shit to Make Me Undeserving Money”

Regardless of the American business you deal with on a regular basis you will have to deal with sales people.

The purpose of sales people is obvious.   Large and small companies alike know that the American people on average are about as stupid as retards trying to spell the word retard.

So what they do, is find the most obnoxious, annoying assholes to pitch their products to 1.  everybody who does not need them, and 2. people who hate salesman and 3. Everyone who doesn’t need them again, and 4.  People who hate salesman again.

The Point is, People who want to Buy a Good or Service Aren’t Influenced by Salesman

The way America works is annoying ex-frat boys who want to make money for being themsleves (arrogant, narrowminded, pushy assholes) get a job trying to get idiots to buy shit they don’t need.

When you go into a store the salesman obviously don’t give a rat’s ass about you.  What they do, is sell, sell, sell and when you don’t buy they find someone else and sell sell sell.

What’s Worse than going to a Store and Dealing with Sales People ?

Try living with one, conversing with one or being married to one.  It is like coming your hair with a nail covered 2×4.  These annoying sons of bitches talk talk talk about what?  Sales sales sales.

Just writing about sales people is enough to make a blogger want to jump off of the Empire State Building and the final words are simply Sales People:  one of 58 Reasons to Hate America.

Yelp

YELP SUCKS

YELP SUCKS

Yelp:  Where Boring Losers Review Things so they don’t Feel like such a Boring Loser

Yelp is a retarded website in which idiots and morons try to influence the opinions of other idiots and morons.

Any sensible person would laugh at the idiotic system of rating restaurants, services and other stuff but the morons flock to these to look at corrupt ratings and banter which is straight out of a special olympics coach’s mouth.

Like most online websites, especially ones with user generated content i.e. all social networks, review sites, and blogs yelp reviews have zero credibility and the people on the site are the yuppy scum and overall pieces of human excrement who should dig a hole and bury themselves in it after they fill it with their own feces.
Yelp Sucks and is one of 58 reasons to hate america.

Yourself

low intelligence poor personal hygiene Americans

low intelligence poor personal hygiene Americans

As Much as Everyone Else Hates You, you should Hate Yourself Even More

You are an American scumbag. Everything which is causing the planet Earth’s demise is at your fingertips and you do nothing to stop it.

All you care about is yourself and the satisfaction of your lustful desires from eating greasy food, to abusing painkillers to faking workers comp. to get money for plastic surgery.

Your intelligence is somewhere in between a chimp and a doorknob. Your lack of common sense makes you struggle with simple daily activities such as exercise and personal heigine.

You have bad breath, B.O., crooked teeth, ugly hair, and fat overflowing all around your body. You disgust everyone around you who usually do not speak their mind of how pathetic and disgusting you are but even you should know this by looking in a mirror.

You are irresponsible and other people despise being around you. You are a racist who tries to conceal the fact by being an anti-racist. If you don’t hate yourself you are in denial that you actually have a place on this Earth.

You have a sheltered, closed-minded point of view which stems from your belief in God or Jesus which was passed down from your low inteligence mother or father.

You are the type of idiot who reads blogs on the internet and writes internet troll responses because they make you feel better about being such a loser.  You are too stupid to realize that almost 100% of media is simply trying to make money off of you.

You are a hypocrite who watches violent and/or controversial movies and television shoes and then criticizes a blog on the internet which is simply a source of entertainment.

You make people all over the world sick and you are one of the 301,139,947 people in the United States which makes up one of 58 Reasons to Hate America.

Haters

Master Hater

Chronic Mastehater

America is a Cesspool Full of Haters

Hater

“A person that simply cannot be happy for another person’s success. So rather than be happy they make a point of exposing a flaw in that person.

Hating, the result of being a hater, is not exactly jealousy. The hater doesn’t really want to be the person he or she hates, rather the hater wants to knock someone down a notch.”

All Americans are haters.  They cannot deal with the success of others so hating is the only way they can feel good about themselves.

The History of Hating

This starts early on in elementary school when kids see the things that rich people buy their spoiled kids the toys that the average people either can’t afford or care too much about their kids to spoil them.
The non-rich kids are forced to hate on the rich kids simply because they have no other choice due to the circumstances.
Perhaps the most influential period in a haters life is high school.  The rich kids now have cars their parents bought for them and don’t have to work.  The hater sees this and their journey to the dark side of being a hater is almost complete.
They work their full time job at McDonalds to save up some money to move away from home while the rich kids parent’s fund their kids college educations.
Once the hater makes manager and is allowed to boss around younger haters at McDonalds they finally become a true hater.  The first small glimpse of power gives the hater the ultimate attitude to make a successful hater.
They know what they want and everything they can’t have or can’t influence and it begins.  Someone has a better car then them, hating is the only solution.  Someone’s girl/boyfriend is better looking than theirs, hating is the only way they can deal with it.
This goes from the previous example all the way to the path to the white house.  When someone has worked harder, is luckier, or is just plain better than you, hating is the only option.
Hate makes the world go round and as soon as you embrace it you won’t be such a sheltered, close-minded loser.  Until you finally realize how America is run you will think haters are one of 58 reasons to hate America.

Bad Drivers

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Above the Law Fake wrestler's Son's Car Crash

Get Paid To Drive!

America has the Most Strict Traffic Laws in the World

The laws of driving in the streets are very strict compared to other countries in the world with traffic signs on every corner and traffic lights on many intersections.

There are also overweight cops paroling the streets on a sugar and caffeine highs from eating doughnuts and drinking endless cups of coffee.

Why is it then that there are so many “accidents” with injuries and fatalities due to car crashes in America?

The problem is pretty obvious for anyone who isn’t a complete moron to figure out.

Americans lack common sense and they are often too stupid to learn how to do anything properly (unless they spend 4+ years in school studying it).

Bad drivers litter the streets and highways of America and range from the drug addicted tweaker, to the inexperienced hoodlum American youth, to to old people who can barely see.

Bad Drivers are not just the Idiots who Race down the city Streets just to be the First at the next Red Light

Bad drivers are those who make decisions for no apparent reason that any idiot with a shred of common sense could have made.  This can include people who slow down to merge onto the highway and start traffic jams, to the people who slam on the gas when the streets are covered snow.

Besides the fact that ALL ASIAN PEOPLE and MOST American Women ARE BAD DRIVERS , bad drivers can be conservative or aggressive, young or old, male or female.  The problem is they lack the common sense and the general intellectual capacity to operate a deadly weapon which is an automobile and equal one of 58 reasons to hate America.

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People who Lack Common Sense

This Topic is Obviously Over the Head of 99.58% of the Viewers of this Blog but…

One of the biggest reasons to hate America is the people who have no common sense which unfortunately make up the majority of the people in America.

These people range from normal hard working people, to retards to even geniuses.  Believe it or not, most of these people are not stupid.

The American way has made all people in America mindless retards perusing the American dream.

These people may be a highly educated professional but they lack the common sense to realize that the American dream is a made-up way to slave your life away for the extremely wealthy 3% of the American population.

The American dream forces people to specialize in a certain subject.  Some people tend to focus on their occupation while others may focus on video games or drugs.

The fact is, this specialization causes people to spend a majority of their lifetime focusing on a single aspect of the experience which they could have during their time on this earth.

Common sense would tell any idiot not to smoke a cigarette and yet why does your doctor smoke a cigarette?  Your doctor is not only a hypocrite but is one of the 58 reasons to hate America, people who lack common sense.

The very small minority of people reading this blog have the common sense to understand everything that is written.  For those that don’t it is important to point out that most people in America lead their lives more like animals or retards than sophisticated human beings.

If you are one of the 99.58% of Americans who lacks common sense you don’t realize that speeding down the street in your car will only get you to a red light faster.  You don’t know that voting for John McCain for president is going to raise your taxes, not lower them.  You don’t know a lot of things…

The worst part about Americans who lack common sense is how they act and the decisions they make.  If Darwin was alive today his theory of natural selection would be proven and become a law based on the behavior of American people.

There are so many examples of people who lack common sense in America it is not worth the cyberspace.  You can be assured that people who lack common sense is one of 58 reasons to hate America.