If you’re not a moron like most of you idiots reading this post, you will know that it was myspace which spawned the reality show superstar.
Tila Tequila who thanks to myspace is out in LA or something rather than working some corner or being a bar girl in Saigon.
Myspace has created the fake friend revolution which has dominated the internet as of late is one of many reasons to hate America.
Before Myspace other websites such as classmates tried to innocently spam you into getting to know or spy on the losers you hated in high school.
Where classmates failed, myspace tricked you into thinking you were creating a webpage for yourself when you were really creating a webpage for the idiots you hated in high school.
What happened is people became addicted to their online representation to where their real life is secondary to their “pimped out profile.”
Any sensible person would think that only young kids would fall to this debauchery but it took the world by storm. It all started with myspace which allowed for people to have the freedom to make themselves look cool when in fact they were total losers.
After internet scumbags desecrated myspace with Adult Friend Finder type spam, people jumped to the more secure Facebook which is like a douchebag breeding ground. Facebook allows users to create their own world free from the outside world which is obviously cruel to them. It allows users to block and sensor everything like their own personal fascist dictatorship.
Whether myspace, facebook and all the other copycat sites are here to stay is one thing, but there is one thing for certain, myspace and facebook are one of 58 reasons to hate America.
“Buy my Worthless Shit to Make Me Undeserving Money”
Regardless of the American business you deal with on a regular basis you will have to deal with sales people.
The purpose of sales people is obvious. Large and small companies alike know that the American people on average are about as stupid as retards trying to spell the word retard.
So what they do, is find the most obnoxious, annoying assholes to pitch their products to 1. everybody who does not need them, and 2. people who hate salesman and 3. Everyone who doesn’t need them again, and 4. People who hate salesman again.
The Point is, People who want to Buy a Good or Service Aren’t Influenced by Salesman
The way America works is annoying ex-frat boys who want to make money for being themsleves (arrogant, narrowminded, pushy assholes) get a job trying to get idiots to buy shit they don’t need.
When you go into a store the salesman obviously don’t give a rat’s ass about you. What they do, is sell, sell, sell and when you don’t buy they find someone else and sell sell sell.
What’s Worse than going to a Store and Dealing with Sales People ?
Try living with one, conversing with one or being married to one. It is like coming your hair with a nail covered 2×4. These annoying sons of bitches talk talk talk about what? Sales sales sales.
Just writing about sales people is enough to make a blogger want to jump off of the Empire State Building and the final words are simply Sales People: one of 58 Reasons to Hate America.
So naturally when a show about a douchebag, starring a bunch of douchebags comes out, every douchebag in the nation will tune in to watch some douchbaggery.
What is even worse than a show with a bunch of douchebags about nothing but douchebaggery is that every douchebag who watches the douchebaggery will try to explain the entire episode to you even you’re not a douchebag.
People who watch the show have major problems which usually includes not having a clue.
The shoe is pointless and every episode is the same which gets the idiotic American addicted.
The writer of this blog actually feels like a douchebag for even bringing up this douchebaggery.
Sorry this couldnt be a longer post but this blog writer obviously doesn’t watch the most pathetic and idiotic mess of a TV show ever created so we will leave it at the fact that not just Entourage, but People who watch Entourage are one of 58 reasons to Hate America.
“A person that simply cannot be happy for another person’s success. So rather than be happy they make a point of exposing a flaw in that person.
Hating, the result of being a hater, is not exactly jealousy. The hater doesn’t really want to be the person he or she hates, rather the hater wants to knock someone down a notch.”
All Americans are haters. They cannot deal with the success of others so hating is the only way they can feel good about themselves.
The History of Hating
This starts early on in elementary school when kids see the things that rich people buy their spoiled kids the toys that the average people either can’t afford or care too much about their kids to spoil them.
The non-rich kids are forced to hate on the rich kids simply because they have no other choice due to the circumstances.
Perhaps the most influential period in a haters life is high school. The rich kids now have cars their parents bought for them and don’t have to work. The hater sees this and their journey to the dark side of being a hater is almost complete.
They work their full time job at McDonalds to save up some money to move away from home while the rich kids parent’s fund their kids college educations.
Once the hater makes manager and is allowed to boss around younger haters at McDonalds they finally become a true hater. The first small glimpse of power gives the hater the ultimate attitude to make a successful hater.
They know what they want and everything they can’t have or can’t influence and it begins. Someone has a better car then them, hating is the only solution. Someone’s girl/boyfriend is better looking than theirs, hating is the only way they can deal with it.
This goes from the previous example all the way to the path to the white house. When someone has worked harder, is luckier, or is just plain better than you, hating is the only option.
Hate makes the world go round and as soon as you embrace it you won’t be such a sheltered, close-minded loser. Until you finally realize how America is run you will think haters are one of 58 reasons to hate America.