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Myspace & Facebook

Saigon Street Whore Hard at Work

Saigon Street Whore Hard at Work

Which American Creation Spawned this Skank ?

If you’re not a moron like most of you idiots reading this post, you will know that it was myspace which spawned the reality show superstar.

Tila Tequila who thanks to myspace is out in LA or something rather than working some corner or being a bar girl in Saigon.

Myspace has created the fake friend revolution which has dominated the internet as of late is one of many reasons to hate America.

Before Myspace other websites such as classmates tried to innocently spam you into getting to know or spy on the losers you hated in high school.

Where classmates failed, myspace tricked you into thinking you were creating a webpage for yourself when you were really creating a webpage for the idiots you hated in high school.

What happened is people became addicted to their online representation to where their real life is secondary to their “pimped out profile.”

Any sensible person would think that only young kids would fall to this debauchery but it took the world by storm.  It all started with myspace which allowed for people to have the freedom to make themselves look cool when in fact they were total losers.

After internet scumbags desecrated myspace with Adult Friend Finder type spam, people jumped to the more secure Facebook which is like a douchebag breeding ground.  Facebook allows users to create their own world free from the outside world which is obviously cruel to them.  It allows users to block and sensor everything like their own personal fascist dictatorship.

Whether myspace,  facebook and all the other copycat sites are here to stay is one thing, but there is one thing for certain, myspace and facebook are one of 58 reasons to hate America.

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Yelp

YELP SUCKS

YELP SUCKS

Yelp:  Where Boring Losers Review Things so they don’t Feel like such a Boring Loser

Yelp is a retarded website in which idiots and morons try to influence the opinions of other idiots and morons.

Any sensible person would laugh at the idiotic system of rating restaurants, services and other stuff but the morons flock to these to look at corrupt ratings and banter which is straight out of a special olympics coach’s mouth.

Like most online websites, especially ones with user generated content i.e. all social networks, review sites, and blogs yelp reviews have zero credibility and the people on the site are the yuppy scum and overall pieces of human excrement who should dig a hole and bury themselves in it after they fill it with their own feces.
Yelp Sucks and is one of 58 reasons to hate america.

Haters

Master Hater

Chronic Mastehater

America is a Cesspool Full of Haters

Hater

“A person that simply cannot be happy for another person’s success. So rather than be happy they make a point of exposing a flaw in that person.

Hating, the result of being a hater, is not exactly jealousy. The hater doesn’t really want to be the person he or she hates, rather the hater wants to knock someone down a notch.”

All Americans are haters.  They cannot deal with the success of others so hating is the only way they can feel good about themselves.

The History of Hating

This starts early on in elementary school when kids see the things that rich people buy their spoiled kids the toys that the average people either can’t afford or care too much about their kids to spoil them.
The non-rich kids are forced to hate on the rich kids simply because they have no other choice due to the circumstances.
Perhaps the most influential period in a haters life is high school.  The rich kids now have cars their parents bought for them and don’t have to work.  The hater sees this and their journey to the dark side of being a hater is almost complete.
They work their full time job at McDonalds to save up some money to move away from home while the rich kids parent’s fund their kids college educations.
Once the hater makes manager and is allowed to boss around younger haters at McDonalds they finally become a true hater.  The first small glimpse of power gives the hater the ultimate attitude to make a successful hater.
They know what they want and everything they can’t have or can’t influence and it begins.  Someone has a better car then them, hating is the only solution.  Someone’s girl/boyfriend is better looking than theirs, hating is the only way they can deal with it.
This goes from the previous example all the way to the path to the white house.  When someone has worked harder, is luckier, or is just plain better than you, hating is the only option.
Hate makes the world go round and as soon as you embrace it you won’t be such a sheltered, close-minded loser.  Until you finally realize how America is run you will think haters are one of 58 reasons to hate America.